:: checklist ::

Even before I laid my eyes (and hands) on the new 'drive', the men in my life already had their share of nags.

'Don't forget to lock the car.'
'Please, don't lose your car keys.'
'Treat the car like your sibling can.'
'Please practice ownership.'
'So when you reverse don't forget to look at both your mirrors.'
'If its raining, drive safely, stick to the left or middle lane.'
'Daughter, if you continue to 'rembat', I'll take the car and bring you to bumper rides instead.'

.. are just some instances of the 'advance-advices'.
So the men knew my forgetful and careless nature.
If my head is not attached to my body, I bet I'd misplaced my head by now. :p
D, you have a job to do. BE my reminder. Make a checklist for me though we both the Didi and Gogo always either loses or drops our stuffs, I'm counting on you now. Haha.

Although I'm in excitement and my 'kemaruk-ness' is getting to me, I'm quite worried of my own safety and the fact that I can be reckless at times does not add to the confidence either.
Friends who had been my passengers can vouch for that.
How often Len had to get out of the car to instruct my parking.
Jannah had to keep a lookout of the traffic.
And Ain, screamed once before near the Railway Station.

But I'll be good.
I have to be responsible for myself and my passengers.

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Dad came back with a set of jokes.

A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains.
She tells the salesman : "I would like to buy a pink curtain the size of a computer screen."
Salesman : "But Mdm, computers do not have curtains..."
Blond : "HEELLLOOOO... I've got WINDOWS."

Wife to husband : "I wish I am the newspaper, so that you can hold me every morning..."
Husband to wife : "I wish that you are the newspaper too, darling.. so that I can have a new one everyday!"

The next one is a dirty one. :p

Condom to kotex : "When you work, I lose 7 days of business.."
Kotex to Condom : "If you fail to work once, my business stops for nine months!"



Thank you dearies for your well-wishes.
Just two more paper to go.